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Friday, March 30, 2018

Friday, March 30, 16:36

Last night I got a dose of Milk of Magnesia.It nearly filled one of the plastic cups used here. Normally they give me a small paper cup full of it. About a tablespoon or so. Anyway I had two BMs as a consequence. Both more liquid than solid.

Sexual activity to my right last night. Cynthia must have decided to get an early start on April The most recent partner has a penis that is flat and wide at the end, Something very different from R's 10 inch club. She seems to have a fondness for odd shapes. Whatever floats her boat. Videos not yet available.

Got my Friday shower without difficukty. Spent some time in rehab where I noticed my left thigh is
responding to the new walking regimen. Pronounced when I stand or sit. Progress, slow but steady.

Another delicious lunch from the kitchen. and at 16:59 almost time for dinner or maybe supper?
Roger is still hanging around. Probably paid to keep yet another eye on me.






Thursday, March 29, 2018

Dogs and Walking Thursday, March29, 2018, 16:39

Dogs And Walking:     https://itunes.apple.com/us/book/walking-wisdom/id698784030?mt=11

Another nearly normal BM today. Two 4-6 inch logs, sinkers but not stinkers.

Or as my Mom sometimes said about/to me: YOU LITTLE STINKER!

She had two euphemisms for needing to shit:

          I've got to go see a man about a dog.

          I've got to go see a man about a horse.

I don't know if the relative size of a dog and/or horse provided any additional information about
the event.

Found a Fed Ex envelope with someones mail in it near my bed. One enveope had a new debit card
in it. Turned the whole thing over to S.

Delicious dinner.  Names for Fernando's restaurant near Concord and Huron:

          Cafe Mexico
          Fernando's Cafe
          Aztec Cafe
          Nontezuma's Cafe

https://hbr.org/2018/03/having-your-smartphone-nearby-takes-a-toll-on-your-thinking?utm_source=nextdraft&utm_medium=email

https://itunes.apple.com/us/book/walking-wisdom/id698784030?mt=11

https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2018/03/these-people-can-control-their-goosebumps/555728/?utm_source=nextdraft&utm_medium=email




Wednesday, March 28, 2018

Mon March 28, 2018, 16:45

Normal BM yesterday. a floater, today a sinker but also not a stinker.Suddenly and unexpectedly I found my originalrazor but not the charger chord.  Also unexpectedly found my original $100 bill.
missing for a week.Bob Slate visited today. We talked about how children are like fledging baby birds.
He made the comparison, not me.

The 2nd razor he(James) ordered for me came today. Bob opened the package which would have totally flummoxed me.

Visitors for my roommate are here so I will go out for a bit.



Monday, March 26, 2018

Mon March 26, 2018

7:02 up since 4:30 Just got a cup of orange juice from the Nursrs station. I can see sunrise light striking the trees outside my window.

Woke up  fionding myself in a conversation with Cynthia. "I'm going to call your dad and ask him to
come pick us up."

Quite a surprise since I thought he'd died several years ago.  But you never know given who some of
my friends are.

No BM yesterday, none so far today.

When humans copulate to reproduce the gender of the offspring is determined by the male sperm that
closes the deal.

I think I've read that there are males who produce only male determining sperm, but none who produce only female determining  sperm.

I leave it as an exercise for the reader to determine why this would be so.



Saturday, March 24, 2018

Sat, March 24, 2018, 20:53

My first normal BM today. It was a floater about 4-6 inches long. Quite unlike yesterdays 3 footer, the story of which got accidentally posted on my quotes blog.

Just back from visiting Bev. I tell her about Cynthia as a wanna be torch singer.  We then go on to jazz whuch I have always thought of as a truck load of chickens running into a truck load of empty
garbage cans.

I told her of my favorite jazz piece by Duke Ellington: 
          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2U1MGX8SLU

Another that Bev likes is Mercy, Mercy, Mercy by Cannonball Adderly: 
          https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/#inbox/1625a66b111fadd7?projector=1

There was another one by Herbie Hancock, Watermelon Man.

Otherwise its chickens and garbage cans all the way down.

The question of what makes a floater or sinker I leave as an exercise for the reader.



Thursday, March 15, 2018

Thursday, March 15, 2018

12{04  WEIGHT=174.3

WAITING FOR LUNCH.

Expecting more fireworks in the bed to my right tonight.

16:06 Just back from an hour of phys therapy. Excellent BM this morning.

Just called the Laboratory for Nuclear Science to find the two postdocs I talked
with my first day on campus. Left a message.

Monday, March 12, 2018

Mon March 12, 2018, 16:38

http://twistedsifter.com/2014/02/50-amazing-finds-on-google-earth/

http://twistedsifter.com/2013/08/maps-that-will-help-you-make-sense-of-the-world/

Did 50 squats in the bathroom just after lunch.

Then an hour in the physical therapy room with a new therapist.

I've written to an administrator about my night of audio porn and too much heat

The couple to my right were at it again last night. He has switched from OH MY GOD to just MY GOD
interspersed with MARY, MARY,which is part of Mary, Mother of God. Lots of energetic, spastic flopping
about. The racket keeps me awake so I am not getting a full night's sleep.

Are you completely powerless to do anything about this?  The staff paid no attention to what was going on.

The light over my bed still doesn't work, and my phone charger is still lost somewhere in the building.

The device that helps me improve walking is also still lost.  My quadcane is also missing.So I am not
able to practice walking.

On the other foot I spent an hour in the physical therapy room with a fairly new therapist. Conversations 
with BC continue to be well worth the time.



Thursday, March 8, 2018

Thursday, March 8, 2018, 19:24

Must ask my friend R if ML is a patient here.

A is still talking to S about wanting to hold her boobs.

He just asked god (dog speled whackbirds) to help him as S
has been very unresponsive.

Been there, done that.

Hot milk instead of coffe plus some of L's delicious Girardelis choc powder.
Hopefully it will help me sleep.

unless A talks for another 8 hours.

Must ask friend Ron about ML being here. We have been talking about MBB.

Dinner/supper is over. Haven't been taking food photos for F as my cell
battery is dead.

Sexcapaids in the bed to my right on the evening of yhe 6th and 7th.
Somebody or a bed or a pillow got quite a sound rich pounding.

A I want to hold your boobs so bad. Am I awful. Please hekp me. with an FU
every now and then.Please help me. I want to hold your boobs so badly, dear.
I love you. Please help me god.Why? Why? What did I do wrong? Please help me.

He's another man living on the long dead corpse of their love, as C might say.

still missing phone and razor charger. No phone calls in or out. No food
photos for F.

A dream last night about a printer making company (PYM - Print Your Message)
that could print on 2-dimensional paper or 3 dimensional objects like a cup or glass.
In the dream I visited their development lab.

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